Nate Wooding

Coconut Water Ratings Data

Every score from the 35 coconut waters I have bought and scored, in one place: six criteria each, out of 10, plus the tags on every review.

Download: coconut-water-scores.csv · one row per coconut water, every score and tag.

By Criterion

CriterionAverageLowestHighestTracks overall
Taste4.8028+0.88
Sweetness6.2039-0.21
Body4.6029+0.23
Refreshment5.2338+0.56
Ethics2.3418+0.58
Overall5.232.48.1—

The last column is the correlation with the overall score. 1 would mean the two always rise together, 0 that there is no relationship, and a negative number that they tend to move in opposite directions. Read sweetness with the rating guide in mind: on that scale 7–10 means “the drink is too sweet — the sweetness detracts from the flavor.”

By Country of Origin

CountryReviewsAverage overallHighest scored
Thailand165.56Harmless Harvest Original (8.1)
Vietnam105.27Coaqua Sparkling (7.3)
Brazil23.15Trader Joe's (3.9)
Indonesia14.10Hydro Coco (4.1)
Philippines16.30Simple Truth (6.3)

Origin is recorded where my review or the brand itself names it. 5 of the 35 reviews do not have one yet and are left out of this table.

Every review in full: all reviews. How the scores work: the rating guide. The full ranking: the best coconut water.