Nate Wooding

C2O Coconut Water Original

C2O — Coconut Water Original

June 2025 · 17.5 fl oz (520 mL) · Still · Pasteurized · Added Sugar · Not Organic

Scores

Taste 2 / 10
Sweetness 8 / 10
Body 3 / 10
Refreshment 3 / 10
Ethics 1 / 10
Overall 2.9 / 10

Notes

This stuff has very little going for it. Thai coconuts, pasteurized, with some sugar added. At least it is mostly coconut water, and I like the can — it feels sturdy. But it is worse for the planet than a tetra-pak. At least it is recyclable.

Verdict

Honestly impressive for a natural product to taste so artificial. Not only does it have zero body but it also manages to not go down easy thanks to a putrid, bile-y aftertaste. Gross!

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